Apparently this is used to keep deer out of your rose garden. Available through Amazon.com here. Read the Customer Reviews, they are quite brilliant !
Sheep Poo Paper
This really is mad! : Sheep Poo Paper .
Toast in the Post ?
Don't worry if it's a bit cold by the time you get it; that's what microwave ovens are for.
Reserve a Spot in Heaven
Why bother being a good boy or girl when you can buy your way in ? And there's a money-back guarantee... you can't lose.
Claim Your Place On The Moon.
You can now claim your place on the Moon, in one of twelve officially-designated locations chosen for tourism, scientific research and resource management facilities. Oh and you can earn one of 48 seats designated for luna society members on a future expedition to visit your property! All you need is US$205.00 for a 10 acre estate in the Lake Of Dreams.
The Lunar Registry